The Clippers Absolutely Blow It In Game 7 and Twitter Is Roasting Them
- Joe
- Sep 16, 2020
- 2 min read
Alright, I'll say it. I had the Clippers in 5.
Let's just chalk up this up to the fact that It's 2020 and nobody knows what's going on. I'm not sure if the Orlando bubble is giving Jamal Murray superpowers or what, but if this is the new normal than there should be a discussion about what's really going on at Disney World. Do the Nuggets know something we don't? Maybe there needs to be an investigation into Magic Kingdom. Sources close to the situation are saying Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer is looking into this.
Like, Geez Louise, what Murray has done in the bubble is nothing short of spectacular. Dude is going bananas out there. Sure he'll have the occasional subpar shooting performance, but shooters gotta keep shootin'. Probably don't have to tell that to Jamal though. Look at his numbers since the playoffs started courtesy of StatMuse.com.


Definitely can't forget Nuggets' star Nikola Jokic either. The 7-footer had 16 points, 22 rebounds, 13 assists, 3 blocks, 2 steals last night to go along with an electric quote to Head Coach Mike Malone, who was celebrating his birthday:
"Before the game I told him, 'Coach, I'm going to give you a really good present -- I'm going to get you home or I'm going to get you to the conference finals," the Nuggets center said.
You hate to see it for LA.
Last night was THAT bad for the Clippers on offense. 37% from the field, 25% from 3.
Kawhi Leonard: 14 points, 6 of 22 shooting
Paul George: 10 points, 4 of 17 shooting
Marcus Morris Sr.: 7 points, 2 of 9 shooting
Lou Williams: 7 points, 3 of 11 shooting
Seriously, like come on PG. 4-17 from the field in game 7??
15 points or less in 6 out of 13 playoff games this postseason. How are you going to call yourself 'PG13' and play like this. That's not edgy. That wasn't 'Die Hard', that was 'Little Mermaid' stuff. That should be illegal. That's why he is downgraded to PG until further notice. One more series like that we might as well call him Bambi.
Oh, and if you thought Kawhi had no emotions before, look out. I'm fully expecting Kawhi to go back into the lab and get his next software update. Now I bet he won't even respond to questions. He's just going to stare into people's souls. Not good news for NBA reporters..Great news for Twitter. Really good Kawhi content coming in 2020-2021 season.
Last night had some gems on Twitter.. just relentlessly roasting the Clips. Gotta love it
Somehow Wizards' Legend Ronny Turiaf got dragged into this.
Portland's backcourt duo Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum loving it too
Is Pat Beverly okay?? Has anyone checked on him?
In all seriousness congrats to the Nuggets coming back from 3-1 deficit in two straight series. Next up, LA Lakers. No idea how It's going to go. I'm done making predictions until 2021..
Anyways, maybe next year Clippers. Maybe not though..









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